A SECRETARY accidentally bit off the penis of her employer while giving him oral sex in a car. THIS HAPPENED IN SINGAPORE!!!
When I read the news here
, I thought the secretary got fired and try to take revenge by unzipping his pants and bite his penis off. However, turn out that it is a freak accident after all.
To make matters worse for the woman, her husband had sent a private investigator to spy on her after suspecting that she was being unfaithful
Guys, imagine this is your penis... Fuah... Sure damn pain...
Yes, I caught you with another guy having "activity" in the car
Poor poor lady... Little did she know her husband send an investigator to follow her. The investigator followed them to a park. Both of them didn't get down from the car and the car started to rattle. Of course he knows what happening inside the car.
After the car was hit by the van, there was a loud scream from the woman whose mouth was covered with blood," he said.
Why that car shaking wan?
Kaboom! (Illustration purpose only)
While the "couple" are having fun in the car, a reversing van crashed into them. BANGGGGGGGGG
. The impact was so hard until the woman bite off the penis. OUCH
... There goes his... production/pleasure organ...
Now what did you learn from this lesson?
Don't two-time your partner? Don't do blowjob in the park? Don't blow job in a park when there's other vehicle? You may two-time your partner but not in the park? Or control yourself not to eat and shit at the same place? ^_^